We're all tired. Might as well be rich. 🦀😴
Solana's most exhausted crab ☕
Because we're ALL tired. Work, life, crypto... it's exhausting. 😴
This crab gets it. Coffee in claw, barely awake, still side-walking through life.
No energy for rugs. Too tired to dump. Just vibes and naps.
Running on coffee and hopium since launch.
One cup away from giving up. But we don't.
Too tired to rug. Liquidity locked forever.
Fair launch. No presale. Just tired crabs.
It's easy. Even a sleepy crab can do it.
Download Phantom or Solflare
(we know, effort...)
Buy SOL, send to wallet
(caffeine helps)
Go to jup.ag, connect wallet
(almost there...)
Paste CA, swap, nap
(you earned it)